Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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