Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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