i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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