K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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