Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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