you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
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just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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