uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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