She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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