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what?
penguin condom
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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