god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
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oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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