1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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