Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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