sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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