any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
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I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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