she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
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