also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
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I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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