She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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