Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
