lets start a swedish sibling band together
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
