Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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