problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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