Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Pappa wants mamma naked
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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