Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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