so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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