Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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