Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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