Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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