I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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