Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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