i just wanna soil my oats bro
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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