sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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