She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
We have so much sex to catch up on
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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