Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
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Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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