I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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