piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
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Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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