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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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