Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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