I don't think brook has ever known best
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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