I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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