I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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