Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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