brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
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And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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