I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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