And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
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Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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