I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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