i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
too bad you live with your parents still
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
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about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
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And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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