I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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