yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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