whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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