You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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