RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Randomize
