Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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