But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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