we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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