look no pants
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my mouth tastes like poor choices
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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